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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  His comedy routine has devolved into this:

  Introduces himself and where he is from.

  Does a few lame “fish out of water” jokes as an Englishman trying to accustom himself to Croatian culture and ways of thinking.

  Says a line or two in Croatian for some easy applause.

  Tells everyone he was raised a JW.

  Relates these four rules:

  1. You are not allowed to wank.
  2. You are not allowed sex outside of marriage.
  3. You are not allowed to be gay.
  4. You must marry someone who is a JW.

  Repeats an anecdote about how his dad tried to school him on sexual behaviour during field service.

  “Lloyd, at school in the toilet boys will touch themselves and will make it grow huge. You should not do this”

  Lloyd then relates how he misinterpreted it and thought his penis would explode to an abnormal size, complete with gestures and making a “whoosh” sound.

  When talking about sex for more than half the routine, it’s best to not be an overweight ogre of a person like Lloyd is.

  He also once made a joke about how women tell him they are not interested, which made sense to everyone in the room except for him.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  I don’t think it’s the “finding him” problem as much as the “him hiding” reality. He seems to have developed a “glacially slow” attitude towards the court.

  I interpret this to mean that the court has either instructed or “invited” him to update his address as Dijana has returned the court’s mail to him as undeliverable. If she had accepted his mail and forwarded it to him, there wouldn’t be all this trouble about undeliverable post.

  This he has refused to do as it is in his interest to string this process out for as long as he can because it is doomed to failure. After such bold statements he had publicly made regarding his inevitable success and threats to the M7, he doesn’t want to lose face with his patrons with whom he has maintained his innocence as well as the guilt of his accusers.

  So Lloyd is doing what he has always done and act the coward - continually using his now ex-wife and by extension - his children - as human shields by not updating his address and intentionally leaving their residence in Sisak as the only means of reaching him. For all his talk about shielding his daughters against these “attacks” upon his character, instead he’s leaving them on the front line.

  These are not the actions of a “good man” nor are they indicative of a “good father”. If I were her I’d withhold his visitation until he clears this with the court. It’s a simple change of address filing or could be as simple as a phone call to the court.

  Oh wait - he can’t speak Croatian.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Jabba the Hutt has always had an inflated view of himself and his capabilities. He’d often get into arguments on this forum and wield his supposed “media contacts” as a weapon against anyone who thought they could do the same. “Media contacts” all under the pseudonym of “John Cedars”! He had and still has little clue about what the integrity and vetting process of sources journalism entails.

  This is also the guy who threatened the elders in his last JC with organising Croatian protests, newspaper exposés, complete with pickets signs, flyers and Croatian language websites.

  All this from a man who could hardly string two sentences of Croatian together - and he felt he should be the one to take the lead!

  It appears that Lloyd's viewers aren't interested in his attempt at comedy.

  This is another example of his inflated view of himself. He’s just not an interesting person at all. He lives a relatively isolated lifestyle in a city where he stands out as a foreigner, and he thinks that this along with his JW upbringing is ample content for a stand-up routine. Even his fans aren’t too interested in this and there’s no shortage of cringe on that matter even for them.

  He strongly felt that his “celebrity” status would carry him to the next step - that is out of JW content and into the mainstream. Unfortunately for him he would fail any standard vetting process due to not only his activities in Thailand, but his clumsy and spiteful campaign afterwards against the ones who exposed it.

  He’s stuck with his YT platform repeating doctrinal rebuttals against a religion he’s tired of talking about. I’ve seen it time and time again in the industry I work in - people who have already checked out and are there to earn a cheque. They never last long and are the first out the door - often involuntarily. So it is for Lloyd. The community has by and large dismissed him and he’s playing the oldies on the rural casino circuit in order to pay the bills.
  
  
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  Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool April 2024

  by DerekMoors in

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  you know the drill.

  here's an updated chart and i'm using 356 because that's where he's at today.

  please let me know if there's anything you think might be added.

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  Splendid. I will celebrate this victory with a soul searching trip to Macau.

  No! I don’t gamble! I am travelling there for the fabulous cuisine, Portuguese architecture and colonial history!

  Duh!
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  Prediction: no more changes for a long while

  by slimboyfat in

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  i’ve noticed a pattern where things don’t go the way i expect them to go and/or whenever i realise there is a trend and, i mentally adjust for the idea that the trend will continue, the trend stops in its tracks.

  so on that basis, and given many people, including myself, and active jws, have been asking ‘what changes will the governing body make next?’ perhaps the (disappointing) answer is: ‘nothing much for a while to come’.

  maybe they’ve made the changes they want for now, and will wait a while and see how it’s received.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  There has been a huge cultural shift within the organisation. The smart thing to do would be to sit on it and monitor how it is affecting morale and zeal. It makes more sense to keep gradually phasing 1914 and other obviously failed prophecies by not mentioning them anymore. The loosening of the grooming standards is just a relatively minor thing when you compare it to the stringent belief patterns of JWs. I too believe they will sit on this and closely monitor the results as they become a slightly more modern religion. It's much easier to drop these minor points. No one got DFed for growing a beard, nor would there be anything more than a mild reprimand for greeting a DFed person at the KH.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  354. -14. Now let's see how many he gains back.

  Moving forward, he's going to have to gain 20-30 or so patrons a month to actually show some improvement.
  
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  Will I be disfellowshippwd

  by Sydney in

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  y'all i am an unmedicated bipolar.

  i had a mania streak and slept with my bf who is of the world.

  i am pregnant from this.

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  I think Sydney has been on here before

  Yup. I think someone is having a bit of “fun” with this.
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  Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool April 2024

  by DerekMoors in

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  you know the drill.

  here's an updated chart and i'm using 356 because that's where he's at today.

  please let me know if there's anything you think might be added.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  357 for me.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  For those who may still be inclined to believe that Jabba the Hutt participated in a “victimless crime”, here’s some reading material for your flight:

  https://phuket-go.com/phuket-news/phuket-news/patong-nightlife-takes-a-hit-after-underage-prostitution-scandal/
  

  TL;DR:

  One year ago, a bar on Bangla St (sound familiar??) in Pa Tong got raided by the Thai authorities who found “children” employed as sex workers. As a result, the Thai authorities instituted a law that “nighttime venues” must close by 1 AM.

  The proprietor was a foreign national known as “Ronny” who subsequently fled to Laos. He also operated other illegal venues in Bangkok and central Thailand. In other words: A sex trafficker.

  I relate this because Lloyd had made an adamant point in his FB rebuttal that had he really sought sex workers, he would have went to Bangkok instead.

  He didn’t need to go to Bangkok; it was all right there. He knew that and lied right to everyone’s face. It was even on the same street (Bangla) where he had supposedly contemplated suicide from his hotel room.

  As any good cop would tell you, what else is he lying about? Did “Ronny” hook Lloyd up before he fled to Laos a year later?
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Las Malvinas son Argentinas

  It is no coincidence that prostitutes almost always refer to their encounters as "dates" and themselves as "girlfriends". They typically don't bump into someone in the street with a straight up business proposal for sex. It's all a charade designed to make the "john" feel like it's real, the sex is desired by the other party and also provides some cover for their activities should they be hassled by police.

  The whole "dating" concept wasn't offered until he realized that people were dropping him like a hot shit for soliciting prostitutes.

  I believe this to be a fair analysis. In the livestream he admitted to seeing prostitutes in general and in the Facebook post that followed. he admitted to visiting sex workers IN Thailand. This was a calculated attempt at normalcy, as if it were common for frustrated husbands to embark on sex holidays in Thailand. When he finally read the room it was too late. So everything we've heard from him since has been pure gaslighting on his part. As he said in his "Aftermath" video last September, "I dated a sex worker while I was there. End of story".

  In his grease encrusted mind, he deduced that it really was "dating" and should the hooker ever be contacted, they would confirm this.